Minders
Cul-de-Sacs and Dead Ends
[Elephant Six/spinART]
Rating: 8.7
One of these days, someone's going to call Bob Pollard's bluff. The guy has
gotten away with musical murder for too long. Everywhere you turn, the
response is the same: "Oh, the new GBV is great!" they say. "I
like the new production-- it sounds biggish! You have to go out and get
it! See, he can write longer songs." No, he can't. Pollard can't finish
a thought. The guy has enigmatic lyrics and good hooks. But what's a hook
without a ladder? It's just a hook! No fire truck. The house burns down.
The validity of Guided by Voices can be debated for hours or seconds.
Some say "pop genius." I argue "lazy." A catchy hook spontaneously pops
in a songwriter's head while bent over a guitar on a couch. Incorporating
that hook into a complete song is another level entirely-- it's like comparing
living in Dayton to living in Manhattan. If Pollard is a genius for what he
does, then They Might Be Giants were uber- geniuses for the scatterbrain
"Fingertips" on Apollo 18. And that was throwaway satire.
Anyway, you may have guessed that I never get very far in this line of
arguing with Guided By Voices fans. They can be somewhat defensive with
Pollard's debatable skills. Finally, I have the proof I need! This Minders
album is great! They can write longer songs! I want every one of you to go
out and get it, listen to it, and then tell me that this is not better than
Mag Earwig and Do the Collapse. These kids write tunes that
you can hum throughout your workday routine--the kind you think will grace
an album once, not song after song. And they actually write complete songs!
They take a great hook and let it germinate, filling the album with giant
flowers of songs. The kind of songs that make critics cry sappy metaphors
against better judgement.
Cul-de-Sacs and Dead Ends is a collection of four EPs that the Minders
have released over the last three years, and three new songs. The band is
based out of Portland and seem to swing in the same circles as... man!
I can't write any more of this didactic drivel! These songs are just too great!
Perfect pop. So upbeat! Passion surpresses any intellectual discussions. I
want to go out in the rain with the Minders in my headphones! And it isn't
even raining outside.
If I knew '60s English pop better-- if I were as old as Bob Pollard-- I could
draw a proper pedigree. I know that they sound a bit like the Kinks. I don't
want to do that to them, though. I want to embrace them as moderne saviours of
pop. I want them for my generation. From the rhythmic knee slaps on "Almost
Arms" to the perfectly placed bah- bah- bahs (Stereolab, take note) on "Better
Things," everything seems to inexplicably work here.
"Oh, the new Minders is great! I like the new production-- it sounds
'60s-ish. You have to go out and get it!" Long live happiness and unpretentious
joy. By the way, is Bob still teaching?
-Chip Chanko