John Zorn
Songs from the Hermetic Theatre
[Tzadik]
Rating: 8.6
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serve as the piece's only semblance of percussion, tracing the disturbingly
lovely melodies like the shadow beneath a butterfly.
2. "In the Very Eye of Night" (11:16). The second composition opens with the
voice of filmmaker Maya Deren, to whom the piece is dedicated, discussing
time, film and femininity. Electric bass and bass drum drone darkly beneath
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