Various Artists
Knitting on the Roof
[Knitting Factory]
Rating: 2.8
I just found out that the glam name for "Kristin Sage Rockermann" is
"Typhoon Sugarpants," courtesy of the Glam Name Generator. Feel free to
refer to Pitchforkmedia as Londontinselcake.com, published and
edited by one Pyrite Dandytwist, with a staff that includes Icy Hotcake,
Ginchy Blowcove, Maribou Fairymullet, and Ferrari Tinselmullet. Isn't
technology neat? It almost makes you forget there was ever a day when
you had to use the analog equivalent of the Glam Name Generator. Remember
how your first pet's name and your street name make up your Porn Star or
Drag Queen Name? Mine is Pokey Avondale! God rest the poor snail's soul.
While this is all in good fun, it's not advisable to use such random
pairings as "record generators." Unfortunately, the Knitting Factory-- or
rather "Multiplex Lushcake"-- has taken up this random generator methodology
as standard practice. Why not pair breakfast cereal jingles with no-wave
wash-outs? Wouldn't it be neat if we had each artist on Warp Records perform
a different track of Cat Stevens' soundtrack to Harold & Maude? Or
better yet-- let's have various members of the Knitting Factory "family" and
NYC's downtown jazz scene perform standards from Sholem Aleichem's Fiddler
on the Roof! Super! Wouldn't it be wild if we sold it for money?
I can imagine the live performance of such an avant-absurd take on a modern
classic. Self-described "indie rock" 16 year-olds who happen to like jazz,
and also starred in their high school productions of Fiddler on the Roof,
will drive in from the suburbs with the radio dial on their parents' Volvo tuned
to NPArmpit. After downing a couple of illegal Long Island iced teas and plates
of vegetable-fried rice at Susie's on Bleeker Street, they'll wander over to the
Knitting Factory in uniform. Homemade cut-off muscle-t's, flip-flops and moppy
hair abound! But don't let them fool you-- they're wearing their berets and black
turtlenecks on the inside.
During performances by the New Orleans Klezmer Allstars and Hasidic New Wave,
one of the suburban teens will mention to the other that this is the Knitting
Factory's latest release in their JAM (Jewish Alternative Movement) series.
Her friend will be too wrapped up in the energetic instrumental performances
to respond. These tracks are great examples of recent movements of musicians
working with free-form adaptations of the Klezmer form that manage to maintain
both a current edge and traditional Jewish melodies. The teen will comment
that she's thinking about becoming an Alternative Jew, but isn't sure.
During Jill Sobule's performance of "Sunrise, Sunset," one teen will inform us
that Jill is the chick who sang "I Kissed a Girl" and "(I Wanna Be a) Super Model."
The other will respond that those two cute, vapid songs too often overshadow the
equally cute and vapid-- but impressively straightforward-- "Lucy at the Gym."
Although Sobule doesn't perform her own material here, to choose to listen
to her cloying vocals in any context is like force-feeding yourself packets of
Sweet & Low. The teen mentions that she's considering becoming bisexual, but
isn't sure.
Knitting on the Roof also offers a spoken word track assembled from a
couple of tapes. Recordings of telephone conversations are hip, right?
Especially when they tangentiality relate to a modern classic like Fiddler on
the Roof and are produced by rock bands like Come. The poor recording makes
it avant-garde, even though their only lyric appears to be, "Do you love me?"
One of the suburban kids mentions that she's considering becoming a spoken work
track. Of course!
The wacky Residents sound like a gaggle of kindergartners chanting "Matchmaker,
Matchmaker" with some sort of bad-ass attitude that grasps your attention like
a QVC all-night Bargathon. Negativland's collage project is more of an exercise
in sound pastiche and aural juxtaposition than a song you would actually enjoy
listening to. You know the deal. Oh, and to you Magnetic Fields obsessives
out there: Effective immediately, there is a Knitting on the Roof clause
which allows you to remain a Magnetic Fields completist without owning this
recording of Stephin Merritt singing "If I Were a Rich Man," backed by what might
be a ukulele.
The last three tracks-- respectively by David Ware, Elliot Sharp, and Paradox
Trio-- are bearable, but that's assuming you've made it to the end of this
annoying concept album and still have the energy for a string of difficult
improvisational avant-garde jazz pieces. Better luck to the Knitting Factory
with their production of Arto Lindsay and Ikue Mori reuniting to perform the
Golden Grahams theme song or Merzbow's touching medley of "Moonshadow," "Lady
D'Arbanville" and "Peace Train."
-Typhoon Sugarpants, c/o Kristin Sage Rockermann