33.3
Plays Music
[Aesthetics]
Rating: 4.5
It's a case of the chickens coming home to roost. We've never been shy of
decrying New York City excesses here in Chicago, particularly when it comes
to music: a once-great experimental rock band, a 0.0 rating, a fusillade of
hate mail. We don't need to rehash the late unpleasantness. But at least New
Yorkers can inspire such soaring vitriol; when bad music emerges from our
own house here in the Second City, all we can muster is the bland pleasantry
suitable for waiving someone into merging traffic on the Kennedy Expressway.
The interminable flatness of it all.
To be fair, 33.3 are from New Haven, Connecticut: Yale University, to be
precise-- and Plays Music isn't really all that terrible-- but it's
Midwestern through and through. Produced by honorary Chicagoan Bob Weston
and recorded here in Chicago, Plays Music offers up breezy,
instrumental jazz-rock that seems to be little more than the reheated
leftovers of Tortoise's TNT, The Sea and Cake's The Fawn,
Dave Pajo's Aerial M debut, and occasionally, Gastr del Sol's Camofleur.
The gimmick? I don't know. Do cello, trombone, trumpet or upright bass count
as a gimmick?
Plays Music is nice. Nice like a birthday card, or nice as a tag that
cushions the blow of outright rejection. A disappointment from New York and
the spleen writes itself; a disappointment from Chicago and we struggle to
string together every non-committal compliment that comes to mind: Plays
Music is thoughtful. Plays Music is sweet to say that. Plays
Music is not your type. Plays Music is a terrific guy but you
aren't really looking for someone right now. And why should you be? The
heyday of midwestern post-rock was a different time for us. You are so not
that person anymore.
Perhaps I'm doing this wrong. Maybe this should be: why do smart indie kids
make bad decisions? Why do we make that desperate 2 a.m. booty call to
Directions in Music? Is it because the sound extends in lush instrumentation
and curls around you like an old lover? The careful bass? The faux-Brazilian
strum of the guitar? The repetitive aesthetics of ambient mastered by the
precision organics of human players? The fact that it's still easier to listen
to jazzy than to listen to jazz? Chicago knows all your old patterns. It knows
you better than you know yourself.
You'll give it another chance. You'll scream at your parents that they don't
understand the way "Oval Cast as Circle" makes you feel, how it takes you back
to the gentle ruminations of the first Sea and Cake album; how the brass-laden
"An Open Letter to Buckminster Fuller" not only makes you pine for The
Unstable Molecule but references a hip, misunderstood intellectual in
the bargain. The driving, angular "Joanne Will" reconnects you with your
Louisville post-punk roots without all the noise and shrieking guitars. Sure,
it's sanitized to sterility but it's what you need right now. You're in a
good place.
After all, is a little stability so much to ask? Not at all. No need to rock
the boat. Baby steps. Plays Music is there for you, with its Grubbsian
pluckings and lightly droning cellos. It likes the things you like. It doesn't
have much to say but it's a great listener. It will always remember your
birthday. You can feel good about yourself waking up next to Plays Music.
Day in, day out for the rest of your life.
-Brent S. Sirota