Straight Faced
Conditioned
[Epitaph]
Rating: 3.5
After having firmly established itself in the punk scene, Epitaph Records seems
prepared for expansion. Recent releases suggest that punk's close relative,
hardcore, is the candidate of choice. Straight Faced's Conditioned is a
pivotal offering for the new direction, but unfortunately, it doesn't seem to
fully represent the scene's available talents.
Straight Faced is a by- the- numbers hardcore band, albeit one that performs the
majority of its duties very well. Most of the band's progressions reside in the
lower- ended power chord range, guitar noises like feedback and pick slides
continuously add to the aural chaos, seamlessly executed breakdowns come at
critical moments, and the lyrics speak to tried and true themes like identity,
betrayal, and scene unity.
Despite their many strengths, however, Straight Faced's one obvious weakness
constitutes a major one-- incredibly bothersome vocals. The vocalist sounds like
a cross between AC/DC's Brian Johnson and Udo from Accept; two of the most inhuman,
Marlon Brando prototype, "mouth full of marbles" individuals who have ever stepped
in front of a mic. Due to the vocals' emphasis in the mix, the shortcoming is hard
to ignore.
With the likes of Ignite, Good Riddance, and Strife all hailing from the West Coast,
it's hard to imagine that Straight Faced was Epitaph's best option. The labels
attempts at branching out are respectable, but until a karaoke version of
Conditioned becomes available, I'll get my hardcore fix from other sources.
-Kevin Ruggeri