Pin-Ups
Backseat Memoirs
[Good Ink]
Rating: 1.3
"Imagine a roller coaster ride filled with emotional tension, humor, dips, stops and goes that
leave you reeling for more." --The Pin-Ups press kit
Well, I'm imagining it, but these guys have never been on it, let alone taken anyone (other than
Good-Ink Records) for anything you could call a ride. This record is simply terrible-- from the
hackneyed drunken photographs to the generally amateurish presentation of things, this gaggle
of has-beens should stick to their day jobs, or get some.
Rising from the ashes of the less revolting but equally useless Green Apple Quick Step, the
Pin-Ups represent the absolute bottom of music's barrel-- they're burned-out studio hags so
entrenched in rockist dogma that they lose all frame of reference. This deluded scrapbook of
genre-spanning clichés is to be avoided at all costs. You couldn't even use this for a coaster--
you'd have to justify tainting your friend's drink.
As far as the music, just head to the worst bar in town, or the salad bar at the Sheraton, and
check out whoever's playing. If they've got a keyboardist, you're basically listening to this
record. And whoever mastered Backseat Memoirs should be clocked in the back of the
head. It was either recorded on a three year-old reel they found in the back of the studio or
everyone involved is deaf; they gated this thing so strictly, it cuts out all over the place.
I feel like I'm listening to a tape I found in the middle of the street. I don't want to cross
the line to ageism, but there are bands older than these fools still making great music. Lame
is lame, no matter how young or old you are.
-Chris Ott