Tomas Jirku
Variants
[Alien 8]
Rating: 7.1
The future, born from a desire to digitally manipulate aural stimulus, is in your head between
cartilage-crafted receptacles unwittingly bewitched by the snap/crackle/pop spitfire of desktop
media. Resistance is futile, given the remarkable degree to which these sounds have been
appropriated by scenesters, intellectual busybodies, and advertising execs alike. SND, Porter
Ricks, Pole, Basic Channel, Pan Sonic-- these are our forbears. They were the ones that
imbedded the torch in the pitifully natural and unsuspecting holster of your mind. The seed
is planted.
We annihilate the preconceived beat, the accidental tweakage negating personal grasp on rhythmic
time and harmonic texture. You won't know what you're listening to, apart from the dispersion
and propagation of our sounds. You'll hear convention and expectation give way to the skittering
minimalist handling of truth via technology. You'll hear the present copulate with the future
at 128kb/second. And you'll undoubtedly hear endless variations on this theme.
The future is promiscuous, the present its plaything. Our approach will be streamlined, the
results effervescent in their transparency. Works will crackle and hum, paradigms will fall to
the irregular cadences of static. We know what you sound like from the inside. We have
multiplied and are bringing it all together. The threads tighten, the balance stabilizes. This
is merely another tasteful indication that further encroachments upon your stolid humanisms are
forthcoming, and will forge a new world order.
Ease your fear with submission. Temper your ignorance with understanding. Recognize that the
underbelly of civilization is mechanized, and that the mammalian blubber of complacency is being
shed. Strip the outer layer and indulge in space as sound. Forgive the throb of bass as you
would a bodily function. Submerge awareness experientially with the proper distortion of
restraint and geometric composition. This you will do for your own good, and the good of
electronic organism. The amoeba has now given way to the byte, and there's no going back
from it.
Avenues of binary logistics will swell to fuzzy orchestrations of sense, demarcated by click,
bounce, and pitch. The tools lie behind, the blood flows ahead. Our paths have been chosen,
the slopes slippery with the sweat of our endeavors. Do not underestimate the thrust of our
development. An astral plane of recording is our repose, residence, and resolution. You will
not be left behind.
-S. Murray