Wisdom of Harry
Stars of Super 8
[Matador]
Rating: 6.0
Miles Duchamp
43-A Pettybone Way
Essex, England
Dearest Miles:
How are you, my dear? I hope you are enjoying the silk scarves I brought from
Thailand. In fact, I fully expect that you are wearing them right now, even as
we speak, sashaying around, cigarette dangling from your chicken lips, hair
slicked back, chest shaven... my, but you are a dandy plum!
I must congratulate you (imagine me holding those soft hands, right now) on the
absolutely tasteful parties you hold. Your Albert Camus Decapitation Day ball
was a definite must-do, a glad- I've- done- it sort of affair. Beautiful,
splendid time, you know. I had no idea that you knew (or had the wherewithal)
to invite so many tasty boys and girls. It was a quite a sight, waltzing into
your foyer-- utterly late, I apologize-- and beholding the pouty faces and shiny
hair laid out on your velvet couches and drinking from your martini glasses.
I can't help but think that the music helped set the tone. You have absolutely
fabulous taste in dignified party music. I had asked you what it was and you
said it was something called "The Wisdom of Harry" (with a devilish smirk on your
face-- shame, shame!). It was perfect-- it receded into the background, but had
enough of an effect to bring on some fabulous poses.
Where do you get such strange music, Miles? You know me, I am an old queen who
sticks to his disco records... but I do like this new trip-hop stuff. Although
this band was a bit lower rent than that big-budget stuff you used to try to push
on me. Subtle, clever beats, imminently tasteful snippets of organs, neato little
sound loops, touches of vinyl static... very minimal, but oddly decadent, my dear.
All very understated and proper. Never so obtrusive as to offend the sultry hordes...
unlike that Tori Amos thing you used to play for us.
I didn't like it when there was singing, though. Sounded a bit too pimply for me,
if you know what I mean. All monotones and drabness and mlah, mlah, mlah for me.
A bit like those Pet Shop Boys without the range, you know... You are laughing at me
now, Miles, I can tell! What an old bugger he is, he laughs... You must give me
credit for caring. You don't see many men as handsome as me (or as old!) who dare
to inquire about what the kiddies are listening to these days. I'm sure I'm the only
one at the party who noticed... Am I right!
Well, I suppose that does it for me. Thanks again for the wonderful party and I hope
to be seeing your wonderful behind very soon.
Love,
Martin Yorkshire
(The Terrier)
-Samir Khan