Doc Hopper
Zigs, Yaws and Zags
[Go Kart]
Rating: 5.6
Upon first listen, Doc Hopper seems like just another mediocre punk band
whose unconscious misconception of punk is to gleefully indulge in what
could, in reality, easily pass for all of Foghat's greatest hits played
at 78 rpm.
I wouldn't say these confused gents are exactly mediocre, but Zigs,
Yaws and Zags feels like a half- baked effort. Doc Hopper seem to inhabit
a kind of critical grey area. And, of course, frazzle- brained rock crits like
me constantly expend hundreds of superfluous adjectives explaining to the
public whether this kinda shit "rocks" or "sucks," right? Well, if Zigs,
Yaws and Zags is any indication, these guys are capable of both
"rocking" and "sucking" at the drop of a dime. Which can sometimes make
for interesting listening.
Go Kart Records prides itself on keeping the hallowed NYC hardcore
sound alive, but Doc Hopper is hardly what I'd deem "hardcore," although
the band's certainly capable of more than mere Motorhead- worship. However,
they still have a substantial identity crisis. These boys sure as shit
can't hide those refined Guitar Player magazine- influenced chops. Check out
songs like "Crash Course in Sleeping Alone" and "Assplant," where they'll
do something screwy like reel off a ridiculously showy Yes riff every so
often. And maybe they'll throw in some uncalled- for off- kilter time
signatures just for a hoot. The humor in songs like "Sometimes I Wish I Was
a Ninja" completely bombs and "Ceremony for a Fat Lip" may as well be an
early outtake from Metallica's Kill 'Em All. The sonic imbalance the
guys achieve may create the illusion of diversity, but for me, this schizoid
element just becomes annoying as hell.
Luckily, "Bright Eyed and Bushy Tailed" and "Einstein Married His Cousin"
add a much- needed dosage of sunshiny Let It Be- era Replacements
trash- pop. Still, though, both numbers also indulge in too much cloudy
introspection and tiring existential self- query. I mean, try grappling
with lines like, "Time to rethink now a lesson is a lesson not soon forgotten
a reason to believe again." Whatever, dude. Sounds honest, I guess.
I mean, ultimately, it isn't as if these guys are so off- the- charts bad--
they've got potential like Tennessee's got trailer parks. But I'll be
damned if they can't suppress that kooky neo-metal/ prog side of themselves.
They take care to close the album with the awful "Trouble in Doggyland," a
song marked by muscular dystrophic extended soloing that sounds like
Robert Fripp- meets- Jerry's Kids.
Of course, the sensitive punks in Doc Hopper are looking for meaning in their
lives just like everyone else. They're fumbling for direction in their
music. They're constantly asking themselves if it's better to hang on to the
precarious rocker's life on the road-- sleepin' 'til 3pm, fumbling around in
a daze until the next night's gig-- or just surrender to conventional
societal mores, get a real job and be another boring, responsible citizen.
Maybe by the time they cut their next album, they'll have all these petty
psychological dilemmas worked out. Maybe they'll also get wise and stomp
their guitarist's prized vinyl copies of Blizzard of Ozz and King
Crimson's Beat into microscopic dust particles. Then they oughta
force that tablature- readin' sumbitch to listen to the Heartbreakers'
Live at Max's and Wire's Pink Flag for a few days on end.
-Michael Sandlin