Dead Man Ray
Berchem Trap
[Virgin; UK]
Rating: 5.7
Dead Man Ray hail from Antwerp, Belgium. Yeah, I didn't know they had guitars
there, either. According to a legend, there used to be a large, gnarly ogre
who guarded the bridge into the city, exacting unreasonably heavy tolls from
travelers. Anybody foolish enough to refuse the exorbitant charge would get
his hand lopped off and tossed in the river. Antwerp (or "Antwerpen") literally
translates as "hand throwing." On Dead Man Ray's website, you'll come across
the phrase "the Antwerp scene." Something about that is just too fucking funny
for words. Apologies to all my thousands of Belgian fans, I mean no disrespect.
Perhaps a lesson is in order:
Holland is a tiny, well-run country north of France and Belgium, much of which
lies below sea level. Anne Frank resided there as did some guy called William
of Orange. Oh yeah, and Rembrandt and Mondrian were from there, too. Weed is
legal there, the girls are all beautiful, and everyone speaks like eight
goddamned languages. Just south of the Netherlands lies Belgium-- of waffle
fame. While the Dutch speak Nederlands, Belgians principally speak Flemish.
It's basically the same language.
The major difference between the two countries seems to be that tourists visit
the Netherlands in droves, while Belgium receives only a trickle. The obvious
explanation for this is that lame American backpackers can't go to Brussels
for whoring expeditions, or to get baked in public with impunity. Belgium,
on the other hand, is a tiny, expensive country known for quality chocolate,
the battle of Waterloo, and diamond cutting. But certainly not for rock and
roll.
Dead Man Ray would like to change this perception. Shoot for the stars, guys.
Berchem Trap is 76 minutes of mostly unremarkable rock and roll. I
think they were going for "Antwerp's answer to Radiohead." The truth is much
closer to late-80's pop/rock jokesters the Smithereens, with momentary flashes
of U2 and Pixies aspirations.
The band is comprised of Daan Stuyven, a graphic designer, a painter named Rudy
Trouve, sometimes Front 242 collaborationist Elko Blijweerdt, jazz drummer
Karel De Backer, and engineer/keyboardist Wouter Van Belle. Stuyven and Trouve
met at a wedding party for the first time, when both of them were drunk. The
rest is Belgian Rock History. (Hahaha!)
"BeeGee" is Berchem Trap's first and maybe best track. The production
is dense but fairly crisp. The melody is sort of grating, but the music is
engaging enough, and instruments are panned and leveled in such a way as to
keep all the components separate and individually perceptible. "Inc." is a
semi-dancy, Garbage-inspired mess of clichés. Atmospheric sound tampering,
such as distorted, reverbed drums shoot the track in the foot.
Things follow this unfortunate course for some time. Things go from derivative-bad
to derivative-worse with no end in sight. The one bright spot remains the
production. "Chemical", the seventh track, is ray of sun after many dark tracks.
It's basic standard mid-tempo pop-rock with occasional Black Francis guitar
touches, and odd Bono-like backing vocals. The lulling ordinariness of the
track is broken by an arrestingly strange and dissonant bridge, full of
electronic screeches and discordant piano tinkling.
"Toothpaste", the eleventh track is the next bright spot. Acoustic guitar,
bare-bones electronic percussion, a circular keyboard riff, and some nicely
clashing guitar noodling, come together well for one of the album's most
effective moments. "Nezt" is perhaps the last of the mention-worthy songs.
It's nothing special, but it works.
The truth is, though, that this sort of stuff leaves me at a loss. I suppose
that cultural forms are everybody's property, not the exclusive domain of any
one group of people. Given. There's a million examples to substantiate that
claim. In that light, it would be sort of patronizing to say that it's a shame
these guys sing in English and not Flemish. If they wanted to they would,
right? Still, while this stuff is solid alterna-radio-rock, there's really no
need for it. At least not over here. I'm sure after a night of raucous Ghent
nightlife hijinx, a half-dozen Belgian beers, and a dozen fancy chocolates,
Dead Man Ray are the perfect soundtrack to unwind to. In the spirit of
cultural exchange, I'll make sure to eat a Belgian waffle next time I listen
to the Pixies.
-Camilo Arturo Leslie