Cake Like
Goodbye, So What
[Vapor]
Rating: 6.6
There must be nothing worse on than being a bland CD. As a lifelong music
fan and one of the Royal Elite Pitchfork Armored Guard, I swear on a stack
of sweaty priests that I'd take a 74- minute- long pile of the worst audio
shit you've ever heard over the damp gray limbo that is "good background
music." Personally, I savor the bad shit that comes my way, because in the
long run, at least it's interesting. Shit is something you remember years
down the line. It's something you warn your friends about, something you
start barfights over, something that gets the ol' adrenaline pump goin'.
The bland stuff just kind of sits there, lingering.
Which brings me to Cake Like, and their sophomore release, Goodbye, So
What. Don't jump to conclusions or anything-- the album doesn't really
qualify as "bland," but it's pretty close. I mean, sure, it's a strong,
well- made album, put together by three seriously talented musicians.
Unfortunately, it's also like a half- heated Hot Pocket-- full of warmth and
goodness in places, but cold as a bucket of Eskimo piss in others.
Still, hope remains.
For the sake of being positive, let's discuss the album's good qualities
first. Let's see... the songwriting is smart, Nina Hellman's guitar lays a
strong, jagged foundation for each song (on top of her extremely creepy
backing vocals), and Jody Seifert beats her drumkit until it pays for itself.
Kerri Kenney, former comedy wizard from MTV's "The State," doesn't attempt
to steal the show with her wit, and instead allows her distinctive vocals
to take over while her reserved basslines wander quietly around the
background.
Cake Like's sound is hard to pin down. It's not angry or mean enough to be
punk, not political or anti- man enough to be riot grrl, and not dumb enough
to be pop-- nothing revolutionary, but it keeps the album interesting.
The songs may not always be surprising, but they've got a little depth and
personality. The band takes the road less traveled, never playing the
expected chord or singing the expected lyric. If anything, Goodbye, So
What is original and distinctive, and that goes a long way towards
non-blanditude.
At its best, Goodbye can be rocking and creative. Makes a brother
reminisce about the days there was such a thing as "alternative music."
But when Cake Like dips into familiar rock song territory, their lustre
starts to fade. "Blacked Out and Blue," a song about a rich girl's heroin
addiction is clever and a little spooky, but at the end of its three
minutes, it winds up just being another cliche about a poor kid doing dope.
Not to sound like a total bastard, but we've been preached to about drugs
since the beginning of time, and Cake Like's message is no more effective
than MC Hammer's. The problem here isn't so much with Cake Like's handling
of the material, it's what they didn't do that's infuriating-- it's almost
like the subject matter was too touchy and the band got afraid of taking
chances. And it's a little embarrassing hearing the band pussing out this
far into the album, after they've already proven they can dish out inventive
and memorable melodies. It's like watching the prize honor student flunking
math because she's too smart to study.
The same problem crops up other places on Goodbye, So What, most
notably on the final track, "I Miss You." After several listens, this
beautiful, sad ballad about lost love loses steam, serving as kind of a
poor choice for a closer. Its gentle slide guitars, soft, introspective
lyrics and trite bullshit subject matter just don't stand out.
From any other band, Goodbye might have been good enough-- at least
a noble effort-- but people tend to expect more from bands that have
already proven their worth. Cake Like has more than enough talent, and if
they actually buckled down, they could make whole albums of pure, musical
gold. Don't count on it, though. Once a band shows their lazy side,
there's rarely any turning back.
-Steven Byrd