Brassy
Got It Made
[Wiiija/Beggars Group]
Rating: 2.8
I have so many different angles from which to approach this album. Seriously.
It's a joke how many aspects of this album I can mock. From my first spin of
Got It Made, I've been wracking my brain, only because I found it
difficult to narrow down exactly which elements to publicly ridicule. Finally,
after hours of deliberation, I think I've finally distilled every humorous and
hackneyed item regarding Brassy into a few key points.
Let's talk about the band's personnel first. This British beat-heavy rock
group are fronted by Jon Spencer's sister, Muffin. Yes, that's right. Muffin
Spencer has a band. She plays guitar and vocalizes, with guitarist Stefan
Gordon, bassist Karen Frost, and percussionist Jonny Barrington filling out
the rest of the band. Barrington also happens to have one of the more amusing
DJ aliases in recent memory: DJ Swett! Oh man. The laughs keep on a-rollin'.
Okay, now that we've gotten past the hilarious names, let's talk about the
actual content of their supposedly "long-awaited" first LP. Brassy's sound is
so incredibly derivative that many times at the beginning of a new song, I
swear I've heard it before. But logic and history would eventually prove to
me that I haven't. Chalk it up to their stunning unoriginality.
Unlike bands who can occasionally make the old sound new, Got It Made
makes the old sound, well, older. The guitar licks don't even attempt
creativity, instead content to rip from the pages of every vaguely bluesy
rockstar's repertoire, even that of her own exploding brother. Mr. Swett
utilizes retreaded turntable stylings resembling an eighth-generation Jazzy
Jeff protege, opening the album with a hideous mock-DJ Shadow cut-and-paste
intro. And while we're on the subject, check out "Who Stole the Show" for
over a full minute of Swett's stellar stylings. Nothing happens! Honestly,
it feels like five.
Sound like a recipe for asininity? We're not done yet! Muffin Spencer apes
brother Jon at every possible interval, crossing that invisible line into
absolute mimicry; her will to name-drop her own band mid-song, and shout
about her sheer excellence is plain ridiculous. The first actual song on
Got It Made, "No Competition," attempts to prove to us that no one's
better than "the B-R-A-double-S-Y beat!" with constant insistence that they
are, in fact, "number one," over a shamefully boring drum-n-bass backing.
The contradiction is remarkable.
The only song that achieves any sort of rating on the enjoyment scale comes
with "Good Times," but even that isn't worth more than a couple listens.
If nothing else, it gets points for sounding unlike the rest of the album,
even if its Go-Go's by-product feel assists the charm in wearing off quickly.
So, don't listen to Muffin; Brassy just don't live up to her hype. I suppose
I'll just have to wait for something else worthwhile from the Jon Spencer kin.
I hear the upcoming effort from his second-cousin Cupcake should be pretty
tight.
-Spencer Owen